"How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity"

I have always gotten a kick out of lists like this "How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity". Just visualizing them is funny enough...but I'm sure DOING them is even better. Enjoy...

1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Dont disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. Put decaff in the coffee maker for 3 weeks then switch to esepresso.
6. In the memo field of your check write "for sexual favors"
7. Finish your sentences with "in accordance with prophesy"
8. Don't use any punctuation marks.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are...then when they answer laugh.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put misquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle music.
15. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16. Have your coworker address you by your wrestling name 'rock hard kim'.
17. When the money comes out at the ATM scream "I WON, I WON, thats the 3rd time this week".
18. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "run for your lives they're loose"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due tothe economy we are going to have to let one of you go".