Hypothetical Story

(Cousins Paxton and Peyton, all freshly clean after a much needed bath)

Let's just say.....hypothetically speaking.....that you are getting dinner ready. As you are putting food on the table, you notice your 22 month old and her 14 month old cousin went outside to play in the backyard, but you figure "that'll keep them quiet till we're ready to eat in a couple minutes", so you continue one with what you're doing.

And then let's say.....hypothetically speaking...that your four year old daughter runs in and says "Moo-oom, you need to come see what the babies are doing". A little annoyed, you say "I can't come, just tell me".

"No Mom, you need to come see this" she says.

"Just TELL me please!" is your response a little more agitated.

"OK.....there is POOP all over!".

So (hypothetically) you RUN outside to see your 22 month old using her poop as play-dough, smashing it all around in her hands, and your nephew is crawling around in it, smashing it into the cement.

Do you puke? Do you scream? Do you yell? Do you run?

Well, hypothetically, my husband would rush them off to the bath tub......while I would scrub down the cement and playhouse with comet, just praying that it all comes off, and that no one ate any.

But that is just all hypothetical, right? Luckily, YOU probably didn't have that happen to you today. Hopefully you didn't, and hopefully you had a nice, poop-less dinner.



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